Please explain! Financial Jargon Decoded

Sitting at home last Sunday morning, me mate boomerang
Said he was having a few people around for a barbie, said he might kookaburra or two
I said, "Sounds great, will Wallaby there?"
He said, "Yeah and Vegemite come too"
So I said to the wife, "Do you wanna goanna?"
She said, "I'll go if dingos"

The following is some financial jargon decoded and unpacked to keep you from looking like a drongo in the conversation, while turning those sausages, or making a salad at your next family/friend BBQ. 

Who knows you may impress them so much they may even ask you for some financial advice...

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